janeway’s not here to deal with your bs, boys
Bo Burnham (What.) - Left Brain, Right Brain
My year book picture of me back in fourth grade and me now entering the ninth grade
look at this cute nerd
R: Feel COOL!
This needs wired wrong by steam powered giraffe and it would be perfect
more than your programming // because androids are important
"We’re all more than the sum of our parts, Data. You’ll have to be more than the sum of your programming."
i. codes and keys death cab for cutie
ii. i am not a robot marina and the diamonds
iii. the killing type amanda palmer
iv. below my feet mumford & sons
v. if i only had a heart jack haley (the wizard of oz)
vi. autoclave the mountain goats
vii. human daughter
viii. prelude to a dream steam powered giraffe
ix. a new friend i hate this place
x. semi-automatic twenty one pilots
xi. almost human voltaire
"Canalave City (Day)" from Pokémon Diamond & Pearl
Beuatiful music reminds me of my times
"Cole once hosted a party in which the attendees discovered that they all had the word "bottom" in their surname."
This man is my hero.
He’s like a Monty Python character.
A party of butts, tho
So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.