trekkiebeth:

Adorbs! | photo by trekkiebeth
Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
girl: ....who?
me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*
jackalnope:

Drew Carolina during class.
Done in SAI
how do i lighting and shadows

jackalnope:

Drew Carolina during class.

Done in SAI

how do i lighting and shadows

trekkiebeth:

Hatchworth & Steve | photo by trekkiebeth
Bonus detail / Steve looking like a creeper in Hatchy’s glasses:

trekkiebeth:

Hatchworth & Steve | photo by trekkiebeth

Bonus detail / Steve looking like a creeper in Hatchy’s glasses:

thesufjanstevensmodel5000:

THE WORLD IS ABUNDANT

punkasfrick:

punkasfrick:

"Son," the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the floor, “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.”

I don’t even care what you think this is the best post I’ve ever made

I love my skin!

slimedeath:

demiflower:

being a cishet looks boring why do people do that

Idk maybe bc sexuality/gender isnt based on how cool or interesting an individual wants to look

modmad:

simplychicandclassy:

cute petticoat dress

oh and by the way I found where you can buy this

modmad:

simplychicandclassy:

cute petticoat dress

oh and by the way I found where you can buy this

lifeisdisney:

we need to talk about shrek more

samjohnssonvt:

raychillster:

just another flower growing in a concrete jungle.

somewhere, a scifi superhero movie is missing its protagonist.

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

sircuddlebuns:

rebdominevodka:

slangwang:

rebdominevodka:

"You find killers attractive? Disgusting. You’re going to Hell."

image

lol get off tumblr

let’s make a deal, i’ll get off of tumblr when you decide to finally kill yourself lmao 

im already dead lol

tumblr user rebdominevodka leans back in their chair. thousands of images of serial killers scroll downwards on their screen, and the sensation of cheeto dust between their fingernails and smeared along the posters of charles manson is overpowering. they shift a little, and their knuckles, buried deep in their nostrils, crunch as they pull a hand from their face to the keyboard.
"Mmm," they grumble, their nipples hardening, "somebody was contrary to my attraction to serial killers."
they slowly begin to reply, their eight-fingered right hand typing the words, and they slowly begin to laugh. somewhere, a child cries.
"let’s make a deal, i’ll get off of tumblr when you decide to finally kill yourself lmao "
"Perfect," they grumble to themselves, barely a whisper over the sound of their earlobes growing 500 times in size.
"I am a mature user of tumblr."

autistichatchworth:

A buncha memes


she/her it/its they/them